(Surprised gasp)
 
Sweetie, what are you doing here?
You came to visit me at work?
Aww, thanks baby.
(Kiss)
 
Oh!
I found a book I think you’ll really like.
It’s about a prince who goes to save a princess from an evil witch.
But there is quite the twist at the end.
 
I don’t want to spoil it.
 
Ok, ok I’ll tell you.
(Whisper into ear) The witch corrupts the prince into a very bad boy.
(Normally) But then they live happily ever after.
 
Why did I think you’d like it?
Because it reminds me of us of course!
You were so cute and innocent when I first met you.
But we both know I changed that rather quickly.

I have all your firsts.
First Kiss, First cuddle, First Handhold, (whisper) First anal
(Giggle)
 
Come here.
(Pull into embrace)
I’m so glad you’re my prince.
(Kiss)
I'll never let a princess take you.
(Kiss) 

I need to get back to work now.
(Kiss)
What do I want for dinner?
Hmm… Surprise me!

I’ll be home in an hour.
See you later.